H.S.S.T.

Official archives of the legendary rock group, The Hun School Society Team.

HSSTORY

How The band was formed.

In the fall of 1983, four young sophomore men became fast friends at a boarding school in Princeton, New Jersey. The Hun School of Princeton is renowned for its exemplary role in education and prepares each student for a successful and fulfilling life. While most of the students that graduate from this highly regarded school go off to be doctors, lawyers and accountants, these four aforementioned men blazed their own path.

On a crisp October afternoon in 1983, Gwenny Guildstein, Robert Strumbo (later to be known as Strings), Tums daMan and Alpha Beta convened in Room 17 on the third floor of Russell Hall. It was here that the formation of what would later be known as The Hun School Society Team occurred. This provocatively creative team fashioned a unique liaison, experimenting with sound and word. These “experimentations” experienced early recognition, getting the band a recurring late night segment on the hit radio station WPLJ. Hosted originally by Jim Thorpe but later succeeded by Gwenny Guildstein, (who, in 1984, officially signed on as the fourth member, adding background vocals as well as hosting), the band continued on its quest for alternative sound. Light years ahead of its time, HSST began to grow, playing for Princeton University Eating Clubs, Quinn’s of New Hope, and The Spangler Tavern, in Trenton, New Jersey.

It wasn’t until late spring of 1986 where HSST got its first big break. The four men had completed their tenure at the Hun School and were graduating in the beginning of June of that year. Gerald Donaldson, headmaster of the school at the time, requested HSST to perform a few songs at their own graduation. It was here that the songs “Apartment in the City”, “The Backwards Song” and “Stower” got their initial recognition. One of the people attending the graduation was Richard Kensington, a well-known philanthropist and producer of the arts. Richard was immediately taken by the boys’ sheer joy and immense talent and signed them to a 3-year record deal with his production company, Kensington Music, a subsidiary of Kensington Pictures. He also sponsored their weekly radio broadcasts with proceeds from his multitudes of businesses, including Wong Fung Ho and Kensy Wear.

All four men were able to complete college while on tour around the world. It took Strings nearly 7 years to complete his degree due to his commitments on multiple labels. Often known as “Guru-Man”, Strings helped produce albums with The Rolling Stones, Rick Springfield and Muddy Waters while also playing as a guest artist.

In December of 1986, the band made the Platinum Hit “Who Shot Rudolph” which catapulted them into mega-fame. The song, an ode to the depravity of consciousness and the senseless act of killing stereotypes, was hailed as a milestone in Christmas Music. The New York Times said “…with playful banter juxtaposed with the clang of a piercing bell, Who Shot Rudolph will forever change the way we as a society will listen to Christmas music again.”(Frank Rich NYT 1/4/87) Following the success of this song, HSST went on to sell out Madison Square Garden, Wrigley Field, The Royal Albert Hall and Gandhi Stadium in Delhi, India.

Throughout the nineties, the band broke up 11 times, with each band member choosing to go solo for small stints at a time. Alpha Beta’s top single “Drum This, Mo’ Fo’ ” was an instant success, having more remixes made from that song than any other song of that year, 1995. In collaboration with The Beastie Boys, Alpha Beta broke into the Hip Hop world with other melodies like “Dancing Like Frank Sinatra” and “My Dad Does Rush”. Although he realized his dream of being a solo artist, Alpha Beta realized that part of his creative genius stemmed from his long-standing relationship with the remaining band members. They reconvened one more time in 1997 to cut the double album with no name. This album, also known as the Pofo(pronounced fo-fo) album, would soon be realized as “one of the most important contributions to rock and roll, if not music itself, that civilization has ever had the glory to bare witness to.” (Tony Yin, Editor-in-Chief Rolling Stone 2/98). In the following five years, HSST performed periodic gigs throughout the world but stayed low on the radar. Their desire to conquer and wake the world up began to wane with age.

Everything changed, however, in 2000 after the election of George W. Bush. Their blatant political opinions and steadfast struggle to remain a relevant and decisive ensemble peaked when performing live on Saturday Night Live. The band ventured into heated waters with never before performed songs like “Bush, Tush, I Gotta Push”, “My Little Wet Iraqi”, and “Osama Ain’t a Comma”. The latter song received huge praise in the Middle East and Asian countries, citing HSST’s ability to overcome the stereotype views of a world lost in righteous ideals. HSST was the first western band to appear on the Al-Jahzeera Network, singing “Osama Ain’t a Comma” while generating huge flack from the right wing fundamentalists of the U.S.

In the fall of 2005, HSST performed a benefit concert to aid the survivors of Hurricane Katrina. This was something they had familiarity with, having performed with their friend Bob Geldoff in the original Live Aid concert of 1986. The Katrina concert got them the cover of Time Magazine and reinstated their status has a leading rock band of the 21st Century. In January of 2006, the band was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. All four members contributed over $21 million for a new wing at the legendary Cleveland facility as well as set up a foundation (The H$$T Foundation) to benefit struggling artists and to keep perpetuating the creation of all things music.

The Blue Toast Gang was a name that the boys appropriated from a 1935 Western film. Rogues of the Rio Grande (1930)The film is about El Malo, a quixotic Robin Hood type Mexican bandit and his band cowboys that loved toast with blueberry jam. The Bandits steal wigs from Socialites and give the proceeds to balding cowboys. In 1985, after watching the film on their teachers Mr. Nederier’s Betamax, the boys jumped into Gweeny’s ’81 Diesel VW Rabbit, cranked Pink Floyds “Dark Side of the Moon” and ran off to have Chucks Buffalo wings and decided to steal or as they thought… redistribute taxidermy animals back into the wild. They would leave a painted blue piece of toast as a calling card that read on the back We, the Blue Toast Gang have liberated your dead animal, you may have it back providing you write a fat check to the local animal shelter.” The boys made $434.39 and gave the money to PETA.

The Band

Random images from the bands personal archives

Promotional image for “Journey to Mount Tam” US Tour. 1995

Promotional image for ” Four Winds” Tour. 1997

Promotional image for “Tuck It In” European Tour. 1999

H.S.S.T reunion recording session at an undisclosed location.

Where it all began.

Eating wings at Chucks was HSST religion.

HSST was always stylin..

The first rag to write about H.S.S.T.

WPLJ was the first radio station to play the music of H.S.S.T.

Tribute To Strums

The final picture of Strums just prior to him passing from this worldly plain. “Strums ate his whole guitar whole.” He thought he could ‘pass’ it but he could not. His ashes were sprinkled over Eddie Van Halen’s guitar.

Strings would replace Strums as the official guitarist for H.S.S.T.

The last known photo of Strums

Strings circa 1995

Who says Strings just couldn’t give a shit?

Concert Tours

H.S.S.T. headlines Wrigley Field

Soundboard at Gandhi Stadium in Delhi India. Raj loved his Pepsi and we loved him because he made us sound so good with ancient soundboards.

Spectator view at Gandhi Stadium of HSST World Tour sent in by Mukerjie Batswana.

H.S.S.T. sold-out shows worldwide.

The Songs

The following selection of music is copyright protected. Feel free to select any track for your listening pleasure. Whatever song you choose, we recommend that you play it a minimum of three times in order to comprehend the full extent of our genius. Anything less is simply ignorant.

Discography

The discography is the entire compilation of the bands’ work. For nearly 25 years, HSST has produced music for the world at large, from events as small as high school football games to sold out stadiums in Delhi, India. Most of the earlier work was performed at the Hun School of Princeton, but other studio recordings took place in Boston, Bronxville, New York City and Los Angeles.

Select a song or commercial and be transported to a time where anything is possible….

Comprehensive Liner notes for the complete collection of H.S.S.T. recordings.

Part One.

Memorex MRXI 90 Normal Bias 120 Cassette

-The original taping of HSST occurred during a black out in New York City. It was the fall of 1983. WPLJ, still a respected rock-n-roll radio station, was off the air for 4 1/2 hours, experiencing complete radio silence.

-A staff technician by the name of Jim Thorpe happened to be in front of a broadcast microphone. He was adjusting the ample bandwidth of the secular dorgang that protruded from its cynix, when the power suddenly came back. Although just a measly technician, he begins to speak into the microphone. He tells the world that WPLJ is back. Bill Rice, the actual DJ and patriarch of the station, was taking an extra lonnnnnnng piss break. He hears Jim’s voice on the radio and zips his fly into his balls, producing screams beyond anything you could ever imagine. He had a glass of water and took over once he realized the situation and hence the story of HSST unfolds.

-Mickey Mouse from Orlando, Florida, calls in. Mickey and Jim talk on the air. It had been years since they last spoke.
Jim confesses to Mickey that he would do Mickey up the rear.

-A horny woman calls in to the station and gets clicked off by Radio edit Personel (ReP).

-Frank Zambu from Pittsburg by way of Africa @ 3:30am calls in

SONG BREAK:
-The Rolling Stones – Undercover of the Night –

ALBUM REVIEW: A preview of some of the songs from the album. Technolgical issues made them use primitive audio equipment due to the black out.

COMMERICAL:
-7up Commercial
-Bill Marshkon – The news dj is out today and Mike Cock reads the news.
-In Venezuela – Drane Domino w/ Chico Bandada who ran over an old lady. Chico’s upset because a puppy pissed on his Chevy, a friend Pedro babbling in the background about the incident.
-Bob in north pole
-Dave bounces around all of the personalities.

SONG BREAK:
Clash

-Bill Rice introduces a new group from Princeton NJ, called “The Hun School Society Team” (H.S.S.T) doing a song called: “Mr. Alphabeto”

HISTORICAL NOTE:
This is the first time the band is ever mentioned in its existence. The name is created on the spot as is all the music to come there after. The Band was born…

SONG BREAK:
Mr. Alphabeto (HSST)… CD/Cassette Marker: 26:42/49 counter to 28:29 (Legend: Minutes/Seconds.)
Guitar and Vocals only

-NJ correspondent, Gwenny Guildstein*** Officially announces the band as “The Hun School Insanity Team***** (H.S.I.T.)

HISTORIC NOTE: This is the only time it is mentioned ever! Then it goes back to H.S.S.T forever!

-Gwenny introduces the band:
Alphabeta – lead singer with backup from Mr. Tums daMan and Mr. Mick Strumbo. 2 minutes later both names are renamed by Gwenny as Strums & Tums.

BAND BACKGROUND:
The band is from a boarding school in Liverpool England as told by Tums,
Jackie Manny the old guitarist who died, was replaced by Strums, its newest member.
It was rumored that Jackie died by overdose, known by the band affectionately as Manny.

1ST OFFICIAL SPONSORSHIP: 31:50

Wong Fong Ho, House of Yondo
Maitre d’ named Ching Ho
-Best chocolate Egg Rolls
-The “What a bargain” – slogan was born.
-Free “fortune sticks” (they invented it)
-236 main st. in the middle of Livingspool.

BAND DISCUSS’S MANNY:
Jackie Manny was really a girl as stated by Strums, who was fantastic in bed. Manny had a sex change, and it was shocking for the whole group.

-Alphabeta never new any of this.

COMMERCIAL: 35:25
From the makers of “Wong Fong Ho’s, comes Bargain Outlet”,
Everything from equipment to Rolls Royces, new products, Eggroll eTores, and Eggroll lipsticks.

STRUM’S DEATH:
Strums dies a brutally violent death, swallowing his whole guitar whole. Most speculation tends to believe that this was a suicide.

By complete coincidence, he is instantly replaced with famed guitarist Mick Strumdo. Although they share every letter but the ‘d’ in their name, and if not for the love of guitar music, they have absolutely nothing to do with one another! (Historic Moment!)

SONG BREAK:
Song 2 37:00 – 40:13
Alphabeta sings “Strums” – go for it guys were strums last words, (chris) plays his wife. The Robert Strums memorial fund founded by his wife.

-An interview with Mic Strumdo (played by Alphie Spear). “mother is dead, 10 years ago before his death, father left the family 5 years ago, no other brothers or sisters.” Mic is an only child.

COMMERICAL: 42:00-43:00s Songs of Strings
For a set of the last strings songs sung by Alphabeta, songs include:
-Snorting the strings
-Picking your nose with a pick
-Sucking on the mic

SONG BREAK:
Song 3
Sucking on the Mic – Sung by Alphabeta
43:57-45:07

The show concludes with a last gulp of taped air, all of the members shouting to the end. Someone yells the date:

Jan 8th, 1984

Sex drugs and rock and roll!
45:40-4

**-HELLO PERSON READING THIS-**: Why are you reading this? How did you get here? Were you surfing the web? If you are interested in hearing these actual songs and the banter that goes with it, look for our podcasts or whatever it is that we are doing because that’s just what we do. We Make Things Happen. HSST.

WPLJ PART 2… Why Not Another?
Fuji DR60 Normal Type I

Originally manufactured by Goofy Tunes.
PARTIAL SONG LIST:
-Stower,
-Minor Dificulties
-Soap,
-Swahilian Blues
-Trojan

-It is now after the New York City black out.

-Bill Rice is out sick and ill.

-Jim Thorpe taking over as the DJ.

-Through some rich donations HSST now has a drum set, a Roland TR505 electronic drum machine.

HISTORIC NOTE:
The band never had a drum set. This is the first instance with one.

COMMERCIAL: 2:20 CD Marker
Stanley’s Happy Hour, bar and grill, 7 ft hoagie, a wide selection of meat before you eat.
They have comedians!
Commercial presented by Mike Ocktak

COMMERCIAL: 3:16 CD Marker
Tums technique for clapping. He is exquisitely trained for 3 years with a Swedish family of “World Class Clappers”. Tums learned the technique among many other things you would never think of.

-HSST RIGHT AFTER CONCERT:
-Rich Solarflex Wolf (Rich Wolf Resident Assistant Guest Appearance). Rich sings “Gloria”. It sucks.

HISTORICAL MOMENT:
-Alphabeta quits singing and plays drums!
Announced by Jim Thorpe
Tums now officially sings!

SPECIFIED POINTS OF INTERESTS:

5:51 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah shit first time!!!

6:14
First new song with drum machine
“I love you” – “Minor difficulties” was the official name

7:05
First “Where’s my drum solo?”!

8:35
“Stower”
-1st Classic song

9:56
“Went to Italy”
10:24-27 drum solo

Stower – in new zealand they do it, unless it was just beeps..
Alphabeta reveals he is the drummer for trio (another band).

COMMERCIAL: 12:07
Lester – home improvement
New aerodynamic lawnmower, with new revolutionary sound.. Yours for only $299
And it won an award for best commercial.

News:
Dick Cosele doing the ski report – ski magazine ad in Vermont
974 .4453

Flying report with Ron Reckler – in a little jet tonight, dark followed by more dark, with light and scattered more light in the morning. (ron)
15:50 CDM

Car editorial with Frank Jacquos from France (Chris) – loves America, Renault r25 review. R5 comparison.

18:20
Hawaii, (Ron) 48 degree’s shivering 98 degree’s price $99 dollars to come down or new Zealand travel ad.

19:95 Last song
“Soap”
23:00

25:15 – Song
“Swahelian” song

COMMERCIAL: 27:10
“Sensitive Penis” – ad song for trojan rubber

WPLJ 95.5

29:00 HHST backing music – 30

31:37 end of tape

Maxell XLII 90 Expatial 90 tape CrO2

4/24/25/26/1984 5/13/84 This tape was recording in two sessions according to the master tape records.

Maxell XLII 90 Expatial 90 tape CrO2

HM*
– Audio quality gets much better this was recording as the group switches to Robs Silver Panasonic boom box with two Mics on the front of it, before it was the Greg’s Black Boom box ( WFHR believes) before that the band used a black personal recorder with a hand Mic, which was owned by Chris.

Hosted by Gweeney not mentioned till 5:35

Song: 1:00 – 3:49 CDM
Tums – Entre’ C’vu play (French)

Historic Note (HN*)
By this tape we all new what to do, the skits, and the expected fun. As we became better musicians the music also began to grow and take new shapes as it does till today.

Commerical:
4:07
Wong Fong Ho’s – Savings in the bargain outlet and house of Wong Fo , now Hotel – Chris

Ching a wang a do plays music
Ching Ho – Matrady of hotel (Ron)
Chris – Tells us that he now will be running the new hotel and apartments. the address is given to be in China.

HM*
What a bargain slogan is now perfected.

Interview:
Alphabeta and Mic Srumdo
English accent or not, that is the questions

Chris offers Strings, a statement, now he is an Enlish, Mexian, and an only child?

7:45?
It is stated that strings and strums are the same person

8:49 WPLJ station id

10:33
String ‘s father were both the same people – he was adopted? Rumor from MTV weekly
Alphabeta interviews, without his English accent, no more acid, was 7 and a half months old when first played drums*
Tums – when was the last time you had a fun time at great adventure?

Advertisement: – 14th caller gets 1/2 off

Phone call – gets1/2 off Tums

HSST major music….

Alphabeta’s going to sing… as stated by Gweeney…
Oops, that’s idea is over as Alphabeta was shot in the balls and can no longer sing he says…

He Sings though… with Gweeney

14:12 CDM
Classic!! – guitar string scraps

HM* This was the first of many guest appearances by Mike Lubik none as Pigwap.
16:70-19:25
Pligwaq-Pigwap New Guest
Mike Lubik – “You are so Ugly”
Pigwap’s new alblum pigscum

2:30am (really afternoon probably)
music only
Strings and Alphabeta now playing for you….
theme song to One Flew Over the Johnson’s
HN* You see here that Mic Strumbo, Strums and Strings are all the same people, really.

22:22 music begins – Jam only… 24:26

Strings gives a trippy p plant story of how the song was created.. ( great for a sample for the best of)****

station id
25:47 Great station ID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 26:07
26:27 gw introduces the final lineup good for sample ******

News – MTV weekly presents the action news….
Stng of Police is now broke up the group and teams up with Gene Simmons from Kiss! also with them is the drummer from the Rolling Stones, Stones are now broken up, Ted Nugent in the back – called wombat sisters, pain for love title of the new album. Billy Joel and Rick Springfield together at spectrum for a one night show, Motzart is dead!! Cyndi Lauper, and Missing Persons are getting together for a song… etc..

ADV: for MTV weekly

Wong Fong Ho brought to you by them…

Major Historic Note*
Dave Edmundson***** never mentioned ever before or again***
(does the news for MTV weekly) gives DJ back to Gweeney.

HN*
Tums now has a child, that was really Alphabeta’s…..*****

Song:
32:20 Classic*
“Tarzan, Jungle, Jane” .. 34:53

…we flew through the vines in good time…
name of song Tarzan, Jungle, Jane (on a jungle gym)

commercial: Horney for Penthouse today (Ron)

HM*
Guitar blows up in “Strings” – cousin “Strums” swallowed the guitar whole*****

Song:
37:49-39:47
Splush – Great!!

Tums in hospital ( Gweeney announces) because of a Great Adventure accident.

HN*
40:38
The band purchases a 4 channel Radio Shack Realistic mixer and the bands sound changes now..

Gweeney sings with hsst.
commerical:
dr. alphabeta dr.rythm drum machine… ad by alphabeta

42:47
Song:
“since you left me” song title
1st truly mellow groove song… feedback happens now with the Mic’s and Chris starts to use the mixer to fade the songs.

quick song:
new movie soundtrack hsst goes to hollyowood movie…
46:00
may 12, 1984 last wplj of the year.

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CD 3B is really just music from that time that was on side b of the cassette.
Genesis, Cheap trick- she’s tight
Billy Squire – everybody wnat’s you
Trio- uh-oh & Peter
The kinks – destroyer
Classical music

:45 band intro that really good to sample… w/ Gweeney
1:40? new song music only..
2:08 new song music only…stops!

Song:
Your mother’s gaining weight song title
Historic Moment*
3:47-5:39
Trolac makes his first appearance ( Chris’s personality)****
Trolac – did not actually sing.. Tums sings

6:49
due to vocal teaching’s Tums lost his English accent, Strings wrote the song

Station break – mentally deranged, jack linden, agency for mentally deranged.

HN*
Our English accents disappear to favor there American accents.

9:15 – 11:25 Song
“Big Shoes”
Mellow Bluesy tune.

13:28 Dreaded music maddness

HN*
New member of the band who is substituting for Tums.. first time in HSST****Dragalong… (chris)
14:35-15:00 Song Named by Aphabeta ..Zodiac title
15:32 start
16:57 sample area
17:18

Dragalong was brought up by father who liked music..
19:20
new song – time

Historic Note
Pool (written Paole,.. as stated by Chris in his doc’s) is Dragalong’s brother.. first time in any hsst.****
Pool is Jonathan Alleman…(Guest Appearance)
mellow acoustic song
Pool was 3-4 yrs old when he 1st started 1st group was all suckers.****

Gay tripper – 22:42- 24:00
w/ Pool ( JA) written after Truman Copete writer per Gweeney

24 – dinner
back asking about gay tripper from pool.
silence till 26:30

Classic Moment Caught on tape!!
27:19 Greg blows snot in Chris’s face.. ****
28:50 Commercial – Porno burgers Greg -very funny Greg’s laughing, JA makes it gay.

HM
HSSTQ (Q – for Quartet) 29:39 first ever!****
Tums is not there!!!!!
30:18 start
35:36 end
insane lame in the lame main title
37:19 end then it’s some pink floyd… zeplin

WPLJ 5 says it’s#4 – Fuji DR60 Type 1 Normal

Starts out with Rolling Stones

HN*
Gneeney has signed a contract and is now officially part of the group as singer and DJ!

Song:
“California Blues”
2:55/6 – 4:46

Song:
“Trippin”
strings says he’s 21
5:16 song begins- 7:46

7:57 commercial 8:53
Wong Fong Ho – has it’s own house band called “Hong Fo” which will play at your table.
Fortune cookies and sticks!
Ching Ho makes another appearance on this release.
We find out later that Ching Ho’s band is going to play a song.

HN*
Goes out of HSST mode.. strange….
8:57 ron and chris go back to themselves… there on helium….doing there act..
10:44 new skit
12:15 Great sample****chris
13:45 Chris great sample****
16:00 Chris take a giant helium hit.. good sample
16:30-9 Ron floating away sample****

Song:
Ching Ho’s band – “Brawstraps” / Now we find the Ching Ho’s band has a different name. Now the band is called Brawstraps.
guitar – Harry Huro
drums – Ching Wa Do Oyo
19:15 Bonsai scream from Greg very funny.*
20:31 song begins
22:06 song ends

Song: Guest Appearance
22:19 Pigwop returns ( Mike Lubik)
“My mamma’s jugs”

23:02 commercial – lubik does acne medication ad

23:27 back
23:42 song begins – classic*** ends 25:08
albulm “blow it on my tummy I dont want to be a mummy” Pigwops new album

Song:
260:8 “Licking whisky of her breastal units” w/ Pigwop. -classic**** 12:38end

Dec.6th 1984 helium blowing
29:28 w/ Ward Brandt from a cellephane plastic ballon. 30:38 good sample*
30:57/31:17 best sample good Columbian Helium shit!

31:42 end
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5b cd w/ Clark Triplet, and Summit Mookergee, and Caudia Helmke on vocals
1st song is the cars my best friend girls.
Rob, and Summit on guitar, summit on lead.
Rob was playing a red and white Fender bullet electric guitar red body with a white pick guard, blonde neck. I later gave the guitar to Clark to play with Summit.

3:34 My girl – I got sunshine on a cloudy day.
5:22 Clark plays with Summit.
Blows me away I remember. He was great.
7:39 starts guitar riff…
8:20 summit comes in and ruin’s it with horrible soloing.
8:56 Clark starts again
9:42 great riff*****

13:56
14:22
17? hey joy by hendrix
17:56 harmonics – the first time I understand what Eddie Van Halen was doing…
24:16 The original “Hun School Blues” by Clark Triplet27:23 end
27:49 My girl with Clark triplet playing and Claudia singing

5b cd w/ Clark Triplet, and Summit Mookergee, and Caudia Helmke on vocals
1st song is the cars my best friend girls.
Rob, and Summit on guitar, summit on lead.
Rob was playing a red and white Fender bullet electric guitar red body with a white pick guard, blonde neck. I later gave the guitar to Clark to play with Summit.

3:34 My girl – I got sunshine on a cloudy day.
5:22 Clark plays with Summit.
Blows me away I remember. He was great.
7:39 starts guitar riff…
8:20 summit comes in and ruin’s it with horrible soloing.
8:56 Clark starts again
9:42 great riff*****

13:56
14:22
17? hey joy by hendrix
17:56 harmonics – the first time I understand what Eddie Van Halen was doing…
24:16 The original “Hun School Blues” by Clark Triplet27:23 end
27:49 My girl with Clark triplet playing and Claudia singing

CD 6A – AMPEXELN-90 Normal BiasGreat intro and togetherness..

Great intro and togetherness..

1st song – “roller coaster u”… (classic) *
2:13 – the British accent thing comes up again. w/ Tums
2:38 song begins 4:28

5:33 Commercial:
Wong Hong Ho ad
Chris is Hong Ho, Ching Ho (Ron) If you buy a new record we take your first pay check and you get 72 records, we send you our own best of greatest hits, such as wang chung etc..

Ching Ho’s song is hoto ?

Song
8:02 – 10:39
“Besech me my darling”
Powl mentioned from part 5 but Chris meant Pool.

New album – casual songs as described Alphabeta
On the cover of Rolling Stones, Tums claims to have taken the shot. 4 members on cover , with a watch on his ankle and with it on his over his head, there’s an article on their life history, how they started in Liverpool in a small boarding school.

Soundtrack to a new movie – album title – “My jelly sandwitch fell face down on the rug ” based on a real experience.

1st Song on album
“Whitebread”
14:01 -14:56 sample stick up it your rear…
end 16:25

16:25 sample “Awesome Music!” – 16:51

2nd Song:
“Portrait of a Sandwich”
17:37 -19:18 sample area
ends
19:52

Making a video for vh1 announced
4:30am (not really)

21:22 – 29 station id – funny by greg

new song
21:45 pause – shutup by tums funny
22:33 begins – 23:26 ( excerpt from movie)

Frank sinatra wrote song
25:02 good sample – guitar
title “time check” single not on albulm

Interview 28:43 w/ Alphabeta – new today was going to be a rough day.. from the start
(musicially this tape is rough and not very musical)
Strings and Frankie (Sinatra) go was back to Franks club days, he heard Strings lyrics and he wrote him NYNY. Strings did not get credit as it was agreed for help later in the HSST career. It was rumored that they had a group called the Fudge Packers.
Denied by strings, though it was stated in Rolling Stone Magazine. Tums states he was a Fudge Packer too.

33:01 station id by hsstq

34:00- 37:00
“they are the puppets” song tittle
gweeney thought the song sucked!

The band has been booked at great adventure and “Willies Hot Saddle Salon”, next week…

“What would you want/like for breakfest” – next song
39:18 ( is the same music in rollercoaster you) 41:05

Gweeney states it’s one of the worst WPLJ’s ever made….41:10″ish

43:48good guitar sample – 44:05

musical chaos 45:02 great sample of chris got some acid in my veins
maY 20, SENIORS? Most likely the end of junior year.

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CD 6B
Classical music on piano
police,pete townsend, pink floyd, rolling stones,zepplin, classical, yes, zepplin, 24:57 talk radio on relationships 27:00 the cars, duran duran, stones, genesis,

CD 8 most different WPLJ – a trippin plj

This tape has the casio keyboard that greg had.
New tour to england toplay for the princess diana and the queen with charles. in picadilly sq. outside. in middle of sq. free concert.

2:28 satisfaction gurantee’d song tittle – 5:50

off the new albulm – song tittle universal voltage
albulm called – extra wet.****

Song
7:17 Universal Voltage – 1st song to feature the keyboard. 9:15**

opened up for men at work in japan…
10:58 great sample of greg party poopers of america

Here we are song –
12:06 get rid of organ!!!

12:13 Here we are – song begins** – 16:15

16:16
Commercial
First for Kensy Wear Rodney (ron) & Bilford (chris) richard kensington subsid, of rich kensing sportwear

Song
better – how to grow a tulip
18:42 CLASSIC!!!!******** 22:46 end
rare greg does background vocals that make the song

You can rob’s playing get’s much better

24:07-11 great sample of ron yelling at greg

song – classic****
24:16 – febreje all theway 24:20 shortest song ever – 1st take.

24:48 febreje all theway 27:27

Song
27:31 tape reverse? called reverse frame
28:44 sample greg doing his rober plant impression

song
29:04 chomp, chomp 31:20 dom dom da dom – tittle
someone was knocking at our room door bang away, which interupts the song but we choose to just incorporate they’re banging and knocking.

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CD 8B
to be or not to be…..
1:25 start – 4:51 end

5:30ish
Blues guitar & rythm emerges from this taping…. strings musical abilities expand.

6:19 We want to rock sample

1st Song – Classic****
6:40 New song – 8:53 Rock in the City changed to unknown….

9:36
One of the Longest WPLJ’s ever!! new record
10:10ish
1st alblum went Platinum no it went tinfoil! – Sample

2nd Song
all america hero
10:35 – 11:35

11:47 interview
alphabeta

3rd Song
walking on air
12:52 – 16:15

4th Song – classic****
apartment in the city
16:38 – 18:20
this song used the pipes of greg’s silver/bronze pipes that you hit and make tones theysang throught he pipes to the mic.
#9 was suppose to be thenext song tittle but tums forgot and made up another.

adv. commercial
18:50 Kensey Wear adv.

sponsers now, don’t know what happened to ching ho and wong fong ho.

5th Song
Jonny B good
21:12 -23:26

23:53 we learn strums ‘s first name is robert.

6th Song – Classic****
Superwaves
24:14 – 26:02

7th Song
Swimming accross the muscus river…
26:20 -29:01

29:22

30:01 Dr. Ruth – problem gay guy (doent know it though) who dates a girl and touches him and he gets tickelish…

31:11
oct 20th 1985

CD 9i ( incomplete)- Fuji DR60 Normal Type 1

travelng out west
1st Song
1:42/2:11 tums comes in – 3:47

4:00 sample names by gw

4:38
strings has gone insane and sleeps with his gutiar

4:50 someones at the studio door… sample

out of touch
2nd Song – tutonics in part 8 before vocal processing shown to them by pete townsend of th who.
6:13-9:09

then u2 live

31:25 back then gone…
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12.22.86 rec date
CD9
Maxell Expatial XLII 90 CrO2 High

New Guitar (sold red fender bullet and bought a kramer Like eddie van halen’s and plut green glow tape over the guitar like eddie’s. and New drum Machine tr 505 upgrade from Dr, rythm DR-5

Song 1
Glowtape
1:09 – 3:36

7 not there jackie mannies worst number so they skipped it.

New rolling stones cover has tums with a full length beard!

take me back to timbuktu – classic****
Song 2
Song dedicated to Jackie Manny from alphabeta, tums married his wife as stated by gweeney****

5:44 start false
6:13 start – 8:54
4am

graduated from hun at this point…. as stated by Gw? not true I dont think..

Song 2 – Classic ***
peace on earth
10:05 – 11:32

Song 3
I sat for a second
11:48 – 14:30
Mellow

11:45 interview
16:04 sample ron, learning about life….
16:38 sample chris using the right hand
17:15 Sample HSST Chior

Commercial
17:17 Rodney and Billford again with Kensywear, womens wear .. a cape is introduced.. you dont have tobe a dear!

18:20 Wong fong ho went out of bussinss.

Smarties….

Song 4
Erectus non plexus
19:37 – 20:27

Song 5
Christmas song:
21:30 – 23:21

Song 6
Who shot rudolph
23:34- 25:44

Song 6
Life is life?
26:05 – 28:07

Song 7
Music w. feeling
28:25 – 30:48

Song 8
wouldnt you like to be with me tonight
31:30 – 34:02

Song 9
34:10 – 36:52
Macho latin upbringing

benefit concert at mad sq garden getting together , rodger daltry putting together , w/ rolling stone, for homeless and poverty.. left frank alone, got into anagrument and we used him and told him to piss off.

Song 10 – classic****
Got a love it!
39:38 – 42:22

Commercial
42:23 Rodney and Billford with friend Jeffrey, Tony.. all wearing kensywear ( first time all 4 of are doing kensywear)

Keyboard from my Yamaha Synth of robs..
Greg and Rob sing and chris and ron play with toys
43:38 – 45:51

46:44 sample greg – who ‘s playing with the musical instruments

no side b
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CD 10 – Denon High Type II HD6 60 70 High Bias

12.30.90 been together since 1983
7th Anniversary Recording
Boston Mass, Mass Art Rec. Studio.
1st to be done in a real rec. studio.

4:30am
robert stings…

part 9 was in 86 chris states
84-86 was stressful, took time off and started family’s w/ kids
understand having hard time putting away guitar

song 1
Went to see you in the zoo
2:55- 5:00

song 2
fishing in finland
6:18 sample on 8

6:34 song start 8:22

Song 3
Stand Crazy?
9:25 – 11:25

Song 4
AppleJacks
11:57 – 13:25

Song 5
Break on out
13:56 – /4:12 – 16:12

Commerical
17:18 Bob’s Cinema featuring ron.. funny 18:28

Song 6
Do it…
Sponspored by Nike gave ron 20K
19:15 – 20:45
21:06 sample point

Song 7
21:41 Sample
21:52 start
Waiting to be caught 23:44

24:15 sample belch chris

5:15am

lack of motivation on greg and ron’s part

Song 8
25:04 start
27:08 restart kiss me 29:00

going on tour with new kids on the block they are opening for us, david casidy fell through neb worth enlgand

Song 9
get of my town
30:36 start 31:32

Side 2

Song 10
bizzare
32:04 – 34:33

Song 11
35:14 – 36:40
Flash

playing a friends guitar since mine was stolen 3 times…. eric …

dec. 1st 1990

Last song 12
41:12 – 42:48

end of cd

—– great adventrure cd
Route 537
Jackson, NJ
California girls all 4 of sing …

Press

H.S.S.T. was often in the news, not always for flattering reasons.

Strings “made the electric guitar beautiful”, Pete Townshend said.

Strings was the greatest guitarist in rock history, according to a list of guitar greats produced by Rolling Stone magazine.

Strings set his guitars and the rock world alight with his versatile and vigorous performances on WPLJ and on the bands prolific 16 album catalog. The band also included Alpha Beta, Tums and Mr. Gwenny Guildstern III.

He beat Duane Allman – from the Allman Brothers – to the number one spot on the Rolling Stone list.

But only two women were listed in the top 100 – Joni Mitchell at 72 and Joan Jett at 87.

BB King, one of Strings’s idols, was at number three while Eric Clapton was in fourth place.

The Who guitarist Pete Townshend – himself ranked 50th – wrote in the magazine that String “made the electric guitar beautiful”.

One of String’s shows was “so profoundly powerful” that he found himself holding hands with Clapton, Townshend wrote.

Allman, who died three years before Strings was born, was praised by Rolling Stone for transforming “the poetry of jamming”.

And King, 77, was included because “his string-bending and vibrato made his famous guitar, Lucille, weep like a woman”, the magazine said.

In fifth place was Robert Johnson, who died aged 27 in 1938 and is credited with being one of the most influential blues musicians.

Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page, the Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards, Chuck Berry, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Ry Cooder also made it into the top 10.

By Al Nunan
Associated Press Writer

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — World famous rock pioneers HSST have reunited after 4 years of solo projects and Willie Nelson gave a sold-out crowd something they’ve needed since Hurricane Katrina – good music, a good time and a reminder of what they love most about this city. Tums, Gweeney, Strings and Alpha Beta welcomed the crowd late Saturday at legendary Tipitina’s, to raise money for musicians left homeless and without a place to work by Katrina.
“I’m so happy to be here, I f*cking love ya all,” Strings said, drawing hollers and applause. Alpha added, “You are all beautiful!” The crowded bar cheered.

“Besides, when else do you get to ‘party with’ Willie Nelson at Tip’s?” said Gweeny, who had just moved back to New Orleans in July, about a month before Katrina struck.
Strings said the city has been glum since Katrina, but the members of HSST and Nelson have changed that, at least for the moment.

Inspired by television coverage of the hurricane’s aftermath and by learning that Amtrak had resumed its “City of New Orleans” service to the city, Strings hopped a train in Long Island two weeks ago and scheduled performances along the route with other musicians.

HSST’s 1989 hit, “Apartment in the City,” recounts life in an apartment in New Orleans.
Strings and the band arrived in New Orleans on Thursday and performed at Tipitina’s on Friday with Storrs Bishop and others. He added that show after finding out that Saturday night’s grand finale performance with Nelson was sold out.
“We are thrilled that we have been able to make some small dent in all that is wrong down here,” Strings said.
In an interview before the show, Nelson said he was honored to play with HSST and he hoped his visit would encourage musicians to return and get the New Orleans music scene back on its feet.
“We want to see them come back,” he said, “but I want them to have a place to come back to, a place to live.”
Nelson took the stage after 11 p.m. and, following his set he joined HSST with a stirring rendition of the “Who Shot Rudolph” a song that HSST made popular in 1992.
Money and equipment from the HSST & Friends benefit tour will be donated to performers and to churches and schools that have music programs. Tour spokeswoman Kai Ingerson did not have definitive figures on how much the tour has raised.
© 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

September 14, 2005

Nashville, TN —The longtime search for self conducted by disc jockey and co-singer
of the band HSST, Gwenny Guildenstern was called off this week, the 37-year-old
said Tuesday.

“I always thought that if I kept searching and exploring, I’d discover who
I truly was,” said Gweeny from his Nashville Condo. “Well, I looked deep
into the innermost recesses of my soul, I plumbed the depths of my subconscious,
and you know what I found? An empty, windowless room the size of an aircraft hangar.
From now on, if anybody needs me, I’ll be sprawled out on this couch drinking my
scotch ‘n soda and watching my Muppets DVD’s.”

“Just fuck it,” he added.

Mr. Guildenstern said he began his search for himself in the late ’70s, when in
junior high he “realized that there was more to life than what [he] could see
from [his] parents’ Broxville, NJ home.”

The search initially showed great promise, with Gwenny’s early discovery of his
friend’s old Doors records and a copy of The Catcher In The Rye. Over the next two
decades, however, the “leads just petered out.” Although Gwenny searched
in a wide variety of places—including the I Ching, mushrooms, acid, heroin, tons
of pot, a tantric-sex manual, and a course in chakrology—he uncovered nothing.

“My family and friends kept telling me to give up,” Gwenny said. “But
I couldn’t believe that my true self was forever lost.”

Gweeny was dogged in his pursuit, sacrificing his higher education, bank account,
social status, and personal esteem. Despite the rising costs and mounting adversity,
he vowed he would never give up his search—until now.

“I can’t believe how many creative-writing courses I’ve taken, how many expensive
sessions with every conceivable type of therapist,” Gwenny said. “All
that time—a whole life—wasted on a wild-goose chase.”

Friday, 22 February, 2005, 02:27 GMT

Surgeons in New York are preparing for an operation to separate the legs of a woman born with the rare condition “mermaid syndrome” or “sirenomelia”.

Twenty-one year old Milagros Cerron has been dubbed the “little mermaid” because her fused legs resemble the tail of a fish. Her boyfriend of three years, Tums DeMan, of the world famous band HSST, has built her an apartment
that is mostly a swimming pool. She is a great swimmer and has been banned from the Olympics because of her unfair advantage but has won 37 gold medals in the Special Olympics.

A medical team, led by surgeon Dr. Spliter A. Part will operate on the girl on February 23 in a hospital in New York.

The team includes trauma surgeons, plastic surgeons, cardiovascular surgeons, a neurologists, gynecologists and a sitar player, and the operation is expected to last five hours.

At a press conference Tums DeMan said, “I love her the way she is, I really really do… I will miss
they way she would scoot me around when we would go scuba diving… but, this is what she wants.”

Milagros was born in the mountain city of Huancayo, 200km (125 miles) east of Lima, to very poor family. Now she lives in the lap of luxury with Tums in Los Angeles, New York, Montana, Veranasi and in the Maldives.

(CNN) — A Florida scientist has removed selected parts of the brain of the popular singer for HSST.

The brain is in a glass dish and is capable of flying a virtual fighter plane and could enhance medical understanding of brains of geniuses.

The “living brain” was grown from extracted parts of Tums DaMan’s brain and arranged over a grid of 60 electrodes in a large
Petri dish.

The brain cells then started to reconnect themselves, forming microscopic interconnections, said Mr. Dippery, professor of biomedical engineering at Hun University.

“It’s essentially a dish with 60 electrodes arranged in a dish at the bottom,” explained Dippery, who designed the study.

“Over that we put the living cortical neurons from Tums brain, which rapidly begin to reconnect themselves, forming a living neural network — a brain.”

Although such living networks could one day be used to fly unmanned aircraft, write music or make art, Dippery said the study was of more immediate relevance as an experimental aid to understanding how the human brain performs and learns computational tasks at a cellular level.

“We’re interested in studying how brains compute, particularly, Tums’s,” said Dippery.

When linked up to an F-22 jet flight simulator, the ‘brain-in-a-dish’ and the simulator established a two-way connection similar to how neurons receive and interpret signals from each other to control our bodies.

Gradually Tum’s separated brain learnt to control the flight of the plane based on the information it received about flight conditions.However, the brain-in-a-dish still falls a long way short of the complexity of the full human brain, which has billions of neurons, and Mr. Beach, a biomedical engineer at the Kensington School of Modern Technology, said a brain in a dish flying a real plane was still a long way off.

“We’re interested in getting down into the network and cellular mechanisms, which is hard to do in living animals. That’s why Tums was the perfect specimen.

When asked to comment on his separated brain, Tums said enthusiastically, “When they put the sample from my brain back in I will definatly get the high score on FlightJock 2000… cause, like, two brains are better than one, right”?

New York, NY. (AP) — A founding memeber of the rock band HSST has been sentenced to 20 days in jail
for lewd conduct involving a toy banana. Tums DaMan, 36, was ordered to serve 20 days in jail and one year of probation.

DaMan was arrested in May after police said he placed a toy banana in his pants and flashed people
on 57th Street and Madison Ave.

Police said he would place a shopping bag in front of his pants, exposing a bulge to women.

“It was a yellow, plush, child’s toy banana,” Sgt. Al Nunan. said at the time of DaMan’s arrest. “It had a smiley face on it.”

Venice, California (AP) — A man, Tums DaMan is recovering after being stung
4,232 times by bees, authorities said.

The man, singer and sometimes bassist and sometimes harmonica player for
the renowned band, H.S.S.T., Tums DaMan, was attacked Saturday by bees
coming from the wall of a storage building outside his home, said Fire Department
Capt. Paul R. Chesebro Jr.

A handyman sprayed him with water from a hose until the bees turned on him. He
ran and called 911. Mr. DaMan was heard saying, ” Ouch, ouch, ouch. Where
are you, ouch, ouch, going? Ouch, keep spraying, ouch, me, dam, ouch,
dam-it, ouch”

Firefighters found Tums nearly unconscious in the street drink Scotch. They sprayed
the bees, which were still stinging him, with foam, then took him to the hospital,
Chesebro said.

He was out of intensive care and in great condition, drinking honey like water.
Doctors say the honey is acting like an antidote.”He was stung 4,232 times,” said
University Medical Center clinical supervisor Patrick Eppler. “Everyone is surprised
how well he’s doing, I sent him a card that sayed, Bee well!,

Mr. DaMan gave his press agent a quote for the yet unpublished press release.
“That freakin’ hurt dude, I am one dotted mutherfunker.”

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be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Princeton, NJ (AP) — An explosion early Thursday outside of Princeton University forced dozens of residents from their homes, authorities said.

No one was reported injured, but roads were closed and houses within a one-mile radius were ordered evacuated after natural gas exploded from the singer/ songwriter of HSST, Tums daMan at about 4 a.m.

Witnesses said in broadcast reports that it smelled awful and that they saw a ball of fire from Trenton.

Tums, in a press conference said,
“I thought I was just having some innocent fun, I held a lighter to me arse and lite me gas, I had forgotten about the
been burrito I had a few hours earlier, sorry.”

After the press conference, the new manager of the band, Mr. Dippery, stated that he would like to have Tums
end future concerts with his gas blast. “Not only will it be a great spectacle but it will clear the venues out in
record time.”

HSST is in the middle of a tour of Europe and North America.
One of the two singers, Tums D. Man, has cancelled his remaining European
gigs, including Scotland’s T in the Park, due to a shortage of Hashish in
Europe and North America.

The star, who spent a night in NYC’s Washington Square Park complaining,
“Someone MUST have Hash to sell me”, had already pulled out of gigs in
Vienna and Salzburg where the crystals of THC are impossible to find.

“Due to the continuing frustration… Tums has been advised by his “doctors”
to cancel his performances, he really needs the medicine.” his website
states. Tums, 36, is in the middle of a 62-day tour of North America and
Europe.

The cancellation affects 11 European dates, among them the high-profile
Roskilde festival in Denmark. Where it was rumored that Tums said, “I can’t
wait to see all that blond tail!”

The statement on his website states: “Tums, the band and everybody involved
with the tour, is very sorry for the hardship that this difficult decision
may have caused.

“We realize that many of you will have lost money on non-refundable travel
and festival tickets.”

‘Bad’

The statement said Tums felt “bad” about not being able to complete the tour
and had cancelled the days in July, “very reluctantly”.

T in the Park organizers confirmed that The Darkness would replace HSST to
headline Saturday night’s main stage.

A spokeswoman said: “We’re disappointed by today’s news that Tums will not
be able to perform at this year’s T in the Park due the hashish drought, and
everyone at the festival hopes he can find his drugs soon.

He took a 10-minute smoking break during his set and returned to play two
songs before apologizing to fans, “that was the worst hash I’ve EVER F*ckin’
had” and calling a halt to the gig.

In a month of mishaps, Tums also suffered the indignity of being hit in the
eye with a lollipop, thrown on to the stage by a fan, at a concert in Oslo,
Norway.

Although pictures showed the lolly stick actually caught in his eye, he was
not injured and continued the concert with the lolly IN HIS EYE!

H.S.S.T. SUMMER TOUR 07 “We put the Goo in Google”

Sponsorships / Brand Deals

H.S.S.T. was often commissioned by various global corporations from CocaCola to Rajhastan Electric to produce jingles and appear in product placed advertising. The group was proud to be free of morality and often collaborated with unscrupulous eco’s. Much of what had been created has been scrubbed from the internet due to the reverse nature of these dealings, leaving it to the imagination of the fans worldwide.

In 1986 Tums daMan and Gweeny Guildernstern were hired by the film mogul and international clothing manufacturer Richard Kensington. Kenseywear sponsored the bands world tours for the next 20 years and began a long series special relations with the group including bankrolling Gweeny and Tums to aid in their experiments with film at Kensington Pictures

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